Terms & Conditions
Effective Date: February 1st 2025
Welcome to Disc0nnected. Before you dive into our world of anti-scroll rebellion and retro coolness, there are a few ground rules. Yeah, we know. Fine print sucks. But this stuff keeps things fair, so here’s everything you need to know, minus the legal robot-speak.
1. Who we are
We are Etalyon Sàrl-S, trading as Disc0nnected. Based in Luxembourg, we sell t-shirts and ideas. Some are funny, some are a little provocative, all are designed to make you think about life beyond the endless scroll.
Contact us at:
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Email: info@disc0nnected.com
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Address: 8 rue des Mérovingiens, 8070, Bertrange, Luxembourg (RCS:B290312)
2. Using our website
When you visit our site or buy something from us, you agree to these terms. It’s a deal: we supply awesome products; you play by the rules.
You need to be 18+ (or have permission from an adult) to place an order.
Don’t hack our site, spam us, or generally act like a digital nuisance.
Don’t steal our designs or content – we worked hard on this stuff.
Before you confirm your order, you will need to accept these terms. We keep it fair and transparent.
3. Products: what you see is what you get (but let’s be honest)
All our t-shirt images are AI-generated mockups. They look amazing, but they can’t be 100% realistic to the final product – because, well, it’s the internet. Our human models? Also fake. Just like most things online. But here’s what’s real: our designs and our commitment to quality. We work with the best printers to deliver high-quality, durable, and awesome-looking products. Your t-shirt might not look pixel-perfect like the image on your screen, but it will still be something you’ll be proud to wear.
4. Orders: from cart to closet
When you place an order, you’ll get a confirmation email. That’s us saying, “We got this.”
We can refuse or cancel orders if something looks fishy (like suspected fraud).
If we run out of stock, we’ll let you know and offer a refund or alternative.
Payment must be made in full before we ship anything. We like getting paid (who doesn’t?).
Prices are shown inclusive of taxes where applicable.
5. Pricing: fair, but subject to change
Prices are in American Dollars. We try to keep things fair, but we might need to adjust prices. If there’s an obvious pricing mistake, we can cancel the order or contact you before shipping.
6. Shipping: we get it, you want it fast
We ship to many places. Costs and delivery times vary depending on where you are. You’ll see shipping costs at checkout.
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We aim to ship orders within 3-5 days. Sometimes delays happen (thanks, supply chains), but we’ll keep you posted.
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Customs fees for international orders? That’s on you.
7. Returns & your right of withdrawal
We want you to be happy. That’s why we follow Luxembourg consumer law. You have the right to change your mind within 14 days of receiving your order. You don’t need to justify yourself (we get it, impulse buys happen).
You have 14 days to notify us if you wish to withdraw from the contract, and another 14 days to send the item back.
The item must be unworn, unwashed, and in its original condition.
Return shipping costs are on you unless we messed up.
We will refund you within 14 days of receiving your return.
8. Guarantee of conformity
We back our products. If your t-shirt has a defect or doesn’t match what you ordered, you are covered by a 2-year legal guarantee under Luxembourg law.
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You can request a repair, replacement, or refund if your item is faulty.
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Contact us at info@disc0nnected.com with your order number and details.
9. Your data: protected (thanks, gdpr)
We respect your privacy. For the full lowdown, read our privacy policy. Short version:
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We only collect what we need to fulfill your order and improve your experience.
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We don’t sell your data. Ever.
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You have rights – because gdpr is awesome. Control your data, anywhere, anytime.
10. Intellectual property: this is our stuff
All designs, images, and content on our site belong to us (or the artists we collaborate with). Don’t copy, modify, or resell it without permission. Be cool.
11. User comments, feedback, and other submissions
If you send us creative ideas, suggestions, or other materials (collectively, 'comments'), you agree that we can use them without restriction. We’re not obligated to:
Keep comments confidential.
Pay compensation for comments.
Respond to comments.
Don’t send us anything unlawful, abusive, or that violates someone else’s rights. We can remove content that we find objectionable.
12. Prohibited uses
Don’t use our site or content for illegal or sketchy stuff. Full list in our Privacy Policy.
13. Disclaimer of warranties; limitation of liability
We strive to provide great products and services, but we can’t promise perfection. Our liability is limited to what you paid for your order. We don’t cover indirect losses.
14. Indemnification
If you breach these terms or break the law, you agree to cover any damage or legal fees we face as a result.
15. Dispute resolution
If we ever fall out (we hope not), Luxembourg laws apply. You can also use the EU Online Dispute Resolution (ODR) platform [https://ec.europa.eu/consumers/odr].
16. Severability
If any part of these terms is found to be unenforceable, the rest remains in effect.
17. Termination
These terms are effective unless terminated by either you or us. You can terminate by stopping the use of our site. We can terminate or suspend access if you violate these terms.
18. Entire agreement
These terms, along with our policies, constitute the entire agreement between you and us, superseding any prior agreements.
19. Changes to these terms
We can update these terms whenever we need to. If it’s something big, we’ll let you know. Using the site after changes means you accept them.
20. Contact information
Questions about these terms? Reach out:
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Email: info@disc0nnected.com
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Address: Etalyon SARL-s, 8 rue des Mérovingiens, 8070, Bertrange, Luxembourg
Thanks for being part of the Disc0nnected community. Now, go touch some grass. The internet will still be here later.
